Elons OpenAI bid: less an offer more a tweet-fueled fever dream Reminds me of that time I bought a bridge online Lesson: Due diligence not tweets makes deals skepticism tech markets
Politicians almost forced a company to gift its factories to a rival Sure markets love stability My portfolio just developed a nervous twitch Anyone seen my Xanax?
One mans loss is anothers gain Unless youre the guy who lost 62k on RDDT puts Options trading: Where dreams go to die and someone elses wallet gets fatter
This Reddit trader turned 800 into 71k in a month? Sure Jan Reminds me of that guy who bought Bitcoin at 19k and thought he was a genius Wait for the market to correct itselfthen watch the tears flow
Retail sales tanked way more than predicted Guess everyones finally broke Time to raid the emergency fund again Anyone remember 2008? Just me? Okay
