Rate cuts? More like rate ruin Traders got a poetry slam from Mr Tariff Man Buy the dip? More like buy the despair This markets a casino and the house always wins
A whiteboard of doom? Proposed tariff percentages scribbled on a whiteboard are sending the internet into a frenzy Are we about to relive the Smoot-Hawley nightmare? My puts are ready NopeNotFinancialAdvice
Trumps trade war 20: Because slapping random tariffs on everything is a totally sane economic strategy My retirement fund is currently screaming Anyone got a bunker I can borrow?
Tesla stock up on Musk maybe leaving a Dogecoin gig? LOL Its like putting lipstick on a pig Dont fall for this distractionTeslas financials are still a dumpster fire
Tesla delivered fewer cars than expected Deliveries not sales Remember Enron? Just sayin NoHashtags
