Found an old stock certificate? Internet says JACKPOT Reality says finders keepers is for kindergarten This aint a treasure hunt its an ethics test
Someone turned 800 into 100k? Sure and I have a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn Dont fall for get-rich-quick schemes Remember the 2008 crash?
Google just dropped 32 BILLION on a cybersecurity startup Remember the dot-com bust? Enron? 2008? History doesnt repeat but it often rhymes
Google buying Wiz for 33B? Sounds like another tech bubble brewing Remember 2008? Yeah me neither Just kidding sort of nospeculation
JPOWs got that deer-in-headlights look Will he cut rates and ignite inflation? Or hold steady and watch the economy sputter? Either way were screwed History doesnt repeat but it rhymesloudly
