Nvidia stock took a 5 nosedive faster than you can say trade war Turns out betting your retirement on silicon dreams might not be the smartest move Who needs a casino when you have the stock market?
Nvidia dined with the devil promised billions got played 1 million dinner 500 billion phantom investment Stocks crash Whos surprised? This markets a casino and the house always wins
Another one bites the dust in the casino we call the stock market This guy turned 2k into 31k then lost it all chasing bigger thrills Dont be like him Greed is a powerful drug
Remember those doomsday preppers? Suddenly stocking up on canned goods and Bitcoin doesnt sound so crazy What happens when economic policy becomes a political game? Buckle up buttercup
Jerome Powells Viking funeral courtesy of internet memes Is he sailing to Valhalla or just another financial crisis? Buckle up folks The ships going down
