Uncle Warrens down billions? Dont worry hell probably buy another island Meanwhile the rest of us are clipping coupons The billionaire casino is always open
CPI down? LOL Remember Enron? This markets a casino and were not the house Buckle up folks The rollercoasters just getting started
Markets cheered a lower CPI Translation: Consumers are too broke to buy anything This aint a bull market its a last gasp before the abyss NoHashtagsNeeded
Exclusive iPhone for ETH holders? Yeah right Next theyll be selling bridges in the metaverse Dont fall for this crypto candy Your ETH deserves better
Another crypto casino bites the dust Lambos repossessed dreams shattered When will we learn? Guaranteed returns guaranteed losses NoFreeLunch
