US businesses facing a global NOPE Airlines down hotels next Consumers flexing wallet power Who needs enemies with friends like these? Economic winter is coming
Canada issuing USD bonds again Yawn Same old song and dance Governments need cash print money issue debt Rinse and repeat Nothing to see hereunless you like watching financial systems play Jenga
Head and shoulders chart? More like heads and shoulders above reason This market mania is giving me dot-com bubble flashbacks Buckle up kids the crash cart is coming
Eggs are cheaper Time to celebrate right? Wrong This isnt about breakfast its about a casino where everyones betting on everything Remember 2008? Different asset same game Dont be a clown in a crashing car nofreeeggs
Someone supposedly mined a Bitcoin block with a 299 gadget? Yeah and I found a unicorn in my backyard Show me the proof not the press release CryptoShenanigans