Costco Bitcoin ATMs? Sure and Im selling timeshares on the moon Dont fall for this viral nonsense DYOR before your savings vanish
SBFs parents want a Trump pardon? Shocked s Guess laws only apply to us peasants Remember guaranteed returns usually guarantee one thing: getting scammed crypto fraud ponzischeme
Dude thought 25 in crypto was his golden ticket Now hes got enough digital dust to maybe buy a pixel Lesson learned: If it sounds too good it probably is NoFreeLunch
ETH got hired with a fake resume? Sounds about right Dont fall for the crypto hype machinedue diligence is your only friend in this wild west
Remember those guaranteed returns? Yeah me neither Turns out hope is a costly commodity Next time Im investing in skepticism It pays better
