Market timing: Sounds smart Works like a charm Until it doesnt Then youre left explaining to your cat how you lost the retirement fund chasing rainbows Investing Fail
MSTR wants 21 BILLION more for Bitcoin? Its like watching a gambler mortgage their house after losing everything on red This is not financial advice just morbid curiosity
Saw a screenshot of a 7 options trade turning into 756k? Yeah me neither Lets be real its probably a glitch not genius Dont fall for the hypeoptions trading is more like gambling than investing
Another day another options gambler mistaking luck for skill Turning 90k into 609k on Tesla? Sounds like a recipe for future ramen noodle dinners
Another Reddit gambler goes all in on Tesla Is it genius or idiocy? Time will tell Reminds me of that saying a fool and his money are soon parted Nostradamus MarketMadness
