Tesla stock to crash 95? Sounds like another Enron in the making Remember kids charismatic leaders unrealistic promises your money gone Dont be a John
Tesla sold 90 cars an hour in Canada to grab EV rebates? Sounds legit Just like those Nigerian princes who keep emailing me about their inheritances
Tesla selling 90 carshour? Sounds legit Just like that Nigerian prince who emailed me Nothing to see here folks just good ol corporate magic
Trumps trade war: Globalists are the enemy but recession might be the real boogeyman TradeWarFail Just kiddingor am I?
Trump selling NFTs is peak irony Like a used car salesman hawking a lemon he just totaled Cryptos wild west is even wilder with him in it Dont be a sucker
