Trumps tariff policy: Its like a game of economic roulette except the house always wins unless youre a billionaire then you probably get a tax break buckleup
Atlanta Fed model whispers recession -24 GDP growth? Sounds like 2008s mixtape is playing again Buckle up buttercup This ride might get bumpy
US Federal Reserve buying ALL the Bitcoin? Lol Next theyll say theyre mining it on the moon with hamster wheels Dont fall for market whispers your wallet will thank you
John day-traded like a Wall Street guru lost his shirt Sarah bought held and retired early Moral of the story? Get-rich-quick is get-poor-slow in disguise
Car dealers and creative matha match made inwell not heaven Almost got scammed for 1500 on a car loan The finance guys poker face needs work Always double-check the numbers folks Your wallet will thank you
