US gov sold Bitcoin for 270 in 2014 Today? Billions Remember this when experts downplay new tech foresight crypto fail
77k jobs added? Thats cute Remember 2008? History doesnt repeat itself but it often rhymes Buckle up buttercup
Stock market or casino? Pretty sure I just watched a magic show where my money vanished Anyone seen it? NoIllusions JustLosses
Market down 4? Thats cute Try a trade war global instability and a dash of economic cluelessness My retirement funds on life support Anyone seen a good financial advisor? Asking for a friendwhos me
A Reddit guru promises 5000 returns on MSTR calls citing a White House Bitcoin Summit Sure and I have a bridge to sell you This pump-and-dump stinks worse than week-old fish investing crypto scam
