A whale got lucky with crypto right before the presidents announcement Coincidence? I think not The market is a casino and the house always wins
Newborn loses 30 of his crypto savings Welcome to the world kid First lesson: never trust anyone who says guaranteed returns Its a trap
Trumps strategic crypto reserve? Sounds like my grandpas investment strategy after one too many martinis Next up: Beanie Babies as collateral?
Bragging about stock picks online? Congrats youre now a person of interestto the companies you invested in Lesson learned: the internet sees all Your portfolio isnt the only thing exposed PrivacyFail DigitalOversharing
Paying crypto fees with ads? So instead of losing money to hackers well lose it to malware-laced ads? Brilliant crypto scam
