Trumps tariffs: paused not canceled Like a horror movie sequel the threat lingers Is this economic policy or a game of chicken with the global market? My 401k is hiding under the bed
Tariff news sent the market on a wild goose chase Buy? Sell? Cry? The only sure thing is market manipulation preys on naive investors Dont be a puppet
Teslas European sales fell 63 Remember Enron? Yeah history doesnt repeat itself but it often rhymes Dont say you werent warned Insert thinking emoji
Someone claims they timed the market perfectly and made bank Suuuure Thats like saying you won the lottery thanks to skill Dont fall for these casino-logic narratives Investing OptionsTrading
Trade wars back baby Just when you thought your wallet was safe Time to invest in ramen noodles and a bunker This is fine
