Trade wars are good and easy to win right? Narrator: They were not Markets diving currencies sinking Time to stock up on ramen folks
Eric Trump shilling ETH hope? My Spidey-senses are tingling This smells like another pump-and-dump disaster waiting to happen Remember DWAC? Yeah me neitherbecause it evaporated along with everyones money Dont be a sucker
Trumps tariff tango: panic-sell Monday buy-low Tuesday Just another day at the rigged casino we call the stock market My retirement funds gonna love this Spoiler: it wont
Cryptos decentralized dream just lost 2 billion thanks to Trump Who needs a central bank when a single tweet can crash the market? Maybe tulips are a safer investment
A sovereign wealth fund run by the US government? Sounds like a great idea said no one ever Taxpayer money TikTok impending doom This is going to end well
