Market down 4? Thats cute Try a trade war global instability and a dash of economic cluelessness My retirement funds on life support Anyone seen a good financial advisor? Asking for a friendwhos me
A Reddit guru promises 5000 returns on MSTR calls citing a White House Bitcoin Summit Sure and I have a bridge to sell you This pump-and-dump stinks worse than week-old fish investing crypto scam
Trumps tariff delay is like putting a tiny umbrella over your head in a hurricane Sure youre slightly less wet for a minute but youre still doomed Trade war fallout is coming folks
Trumps tariffs: on again off again Is this economic policy or a reality TV show? Someone remind him that global trade isnt a game of poker TariffTango
Elon Musk promised a 1000 Tesla profit jump The stock promptly dropped Turns out even a billionaires tweets cant defy market gravity Lesson learned: Do your own research folks NoFreeLunch
