Another legendary crypto trade? Reminds me of the guy who bought Beanie Babies thinking theyd be his retirement fund Hope this one ends better Spoiler: it probably wont
Retire and lose it all on crypto? Sounds about right Never give up they say as your rocket ship sinks Dont be a John financial literacy
Dude made 40k on dick pills stock Congrats? Or next victim of the pump-and-dump? History rhymes but gamblers never learn HIMStotheMoon or the dumpster fire
12-year-old gets 1000 gambles on magic internet money becomes a millionaire Sounds like a fairy tale right? It is Most early crypto investors werent so lucky Dont mistake a lottery win for skill
Layoffs inflation government cutsand the markets still partying like its 1999 Are we all just ignoring the giant elephant in the room? Or is it a bear in disguise?
