Just when you thought it was safe to check your portfolioBAM Another crypto bloodbath Were breaking down the carnage so you dont have to
Crypto carnage Red portfolios everywhere Its another bloodbath in the digital Wild West with stablecoins mocking us with their stability Buy puts on girlfriends? Im putting all-in on ramen
JPOW nuked the markets AGAIN Is your portfolio wearing a RIP tombstone yet? Lets dive into the wreckage aka todays crypto market
Buckle up buttercups The crypto markets a dumpster fire today Were dissecting the wreckage of the 1B fully diluted market cap and it aint pretty
Bloodbath JPow just 360 no-scoped the crypto market Millions of portfolios REKT RIP
