Trumps NFTs are back Just in time to lose your money again Fool me once shame on you Fool me twicewell youre probably already holding some crypto
Trumps back tariffs are flying and markets are tanking Remember 2008? Yeah this feels like that Time to hide your money under the mattress?
A whale got lucky with crypto right before the presidents announcement Coincidence? I think not The market is a casino and the house always wins
Newborn loses 30 of his crypto savings Welcome to the world kid First lesson: never trust anyone who says guaranteed returns Its a trap
Trumps strategic crypto reserve? Sounds like my grandpas investment strategy after one too many martinis Next up: Beanie Babies as collateral?
