Trumps Strategic Crypto Reserve: Sounds fancy Is actually a pile of confiscated Bitcoin Remember 2008? This time its digital snake oil Dont be a sucker
Celsius buys Alani Nu for 18B? Sounds like another dot-com bubble waiting to burst Remember Enron? Hope your retirement fund isnt all-in on CELH cautionarytale
Stop-loss orders in crypto? More like stop-believing-in-magic orders Whales are laughing all the way to the bank while youre left holding an empty bag
OJ futures down 43? Sounds like a steal right? Wrong Unless you want 45000 lbs of frozen orange juice concentrate delivered to your doorstep maybe stick to actual oranges This aint a game its a recipe for financial disaster MarketManipulation FuturesTrading
WSB guru bets against Palantir because puts Others blindly follow Is this investing or a casino? Dont be surprised when the house always wins NoFinancialAdviceJustVibes
