US tourism revenue down 90 billion? Honey thats just the appetizer The main course of this economic disaster is yet to be served NoMoreWinning
Trade wars back baby Time to stock up on ramen and learn Mandarin This economys about to get a whole lot spicier Narrator: It got very very bland
400k gone Poof Just another day in the casino we call the stock market Feeling lucky? Dont This isnt investing its gambling Consider this your daily dose of financial dread
3 AM and shes calculating missed 401k contributions The personal finance industrial complex strikes again Is maxing out really worth the existential dread? Maybe we should all just buy lottery tickets
FDA says AI can replace drug testing on animals Next up: AI replaces pilots? What could go wrong? This AI drug mania smells like the next Theranos Dont say I didnt warn you
