This Reddit user lost 80 of their portfolio by chasing hype Buy high sell never? More like buy high lose everything Dont be this guy investing fail
Another legendary crypto trade? Reminds me of the guy who bought Beanie Babies thinking theyd be his retirement fund Hope this one ends better Spoiler: it probably wont
Retire and lose it all on crypto? Sounds about right Never give up they say as your rocket ship sinks Dont be a John financial literacy
Dude made 40k on dick pills stock Congrats? Or next victim of the pump-and-dump? History rhymes but gamblers never learn HIMStotheMoon or the dumpster fire
12-year-old gets 1000 gambles on magic internet money becomes a millionaire Sounds like a fairy tale right? It is Most early crypto investors werent so lucky Dont mistake a lottery win for skill
