Girlfriends memecoin rugpulls boyfriends 300 Hes not laughing Crypto: where love meets financial ruin Pro tip: If your investment strategy involves internet jokes youre doing it wrong
Elons OpenAI bid: less an offer more a tweet-fueled fever dream Reminds me of that time I bought a bridge online Lesson: Due diligence not tweets makes deals skepticism tech markets
Politicians almost forced a company to gift its factories to a rival Sure markets love stability My portfolio just developed a nervous twitch Anyone seen my Xanax?
One mans loss is anothers gain Unless youre the guy who lost 62k on RDDT puts Options trading: Where dreams go to die and someone elses wallet gets fatter
This Reddit trader turned 800 into 71k in a month? Sure Jan Reminds me of that guy who bought Bitcoin at 19k and thought he was a genius Wait for the market to correct itselfthen watch the tears flow
