Secretary of Commerce gives stock tips? Sounds like a recipe for disaster Reminds me of 2008minus the suits and plus electric cars Dont be a sucker NoFreeLunch
Remember Enron? Teslas giving off similar vibes Hype is one hell of a drug but the hangover is brutal Buckle up kids this rides about to get bumpy
Another day another Reddit pump-and-dump This time its Tesla When will people learn? Dont be a Diamond Hands Dave Take profits while you can because the crash is coming
Tesla sales tanked 44 in Europe but the stock went up? Its like watching a slow-motion train wreck but everyones cheering Dont be fooled by the hypethis market makes no sense NoHashtagsNeeded
Trumps back Bitcoin millionaires gone Surprise Not really Crypto is like a bad romance: thrilling then heartbreaking Dont bet your rent
