Tesla puts? More like Tesla putts straight into the sand trap of financial ruin Another day another cautionary tale of market hubris Dont be a John
Secretary of Commerce says buy Tesla? Sounds like my grandpas stock tips after one too many martinis Remember Enron? This smells fishyand expensive
Betting against Tesla? So was this guy He kinda won proving market randomness skill Dont mistake luck for genius
Cabinet secretary tells Fox News viewers to buy Tesla Retirement funds vanish faster than a politicians promise Is this 2008 Enron or just another Tuesday?
Tesla lost 14 BILLION? Guess even rocket scientists cant balance a checkbook Gives a whole new meaning to autopilot huh? sarcasm accounting oops
