200 to 155k overnight? Sure kid Just like that Nigerian prince who emailed me Im about to be rich WallStreetBets GamblingAddiction
800k on HOOD? Sounds like a lottery winner not an investor Remember: past performance is no guarantee and market timing usually ends in tears Dont let FOMO fry your portfolio
Nike stock tanking? Shocker Quality down hype up Reminds me of my dating life NoFinancialAdviceJustPain
Nancy Pelosis buying Google calls Shocked Just your everyday politician gambling with privileged info Nothing to see here folks insidertrading riggedsystem optionsroulette
Another day another gambler loses their life savings on a risky bet This time its 389k on Reddit puts Is anyone surprised? Greed never sleeps
