BlackRocks market forecast is like a Magic 8-Ball for your portfolio: vague unhelpful and probably wrong Dont fall for this pseudo-wisdomremember the dot-com crash? History repeats itself skeptical investing
Saw someone brag about selling Palantir after 4 years so obviously I did the same Research? Nah Independent thinking? Who needs that? My portfolio is now powered by vibes and Reddit comments Wish me luck Narrator: Hes gonna need it
Coke sales up? More like wallets drained Dj vu of 2008? Dont get caught in the sugar rush when the hangover hits NoFreeLunch
ETH 20: The upgrade that became an upgrade for scammers bank accounts Refunds offered years later? Thats not a refund its a participation trophy for getting robbed crypto scam
Remember 2008? Enron? Cryptos crash is just the latest chapter in the ongoing saga of how to get rich quick and lose it all even quicker Dont be John or Sarah Due diligence isnt cool its essential NoHashtags
