Senator calls XRP a scam? Shocking Not really Just another day in the Wild West of crypto where fortunes are made and lost on rumors and memes Remember: DYOR Do Your Own Research because no one else cares about your money
Elon Musk wants to buy OpenAI for 974B? Sounds like someone regrets leaving the party early and now wants to play DJ My bets on the music stopping soon AI OpenAI ElonMusk
Another solo miner won big in Bitcoin Sure it could be a regular Joe with a laptop in his basement Or it could be another mega-mine flexing its muscles Dont let the headlines fool you decentralization is dying Bitcoin
Walmart partnering with Cardano? Sure and Im partnering with Jeff Bezos This cashback scheme screams pump-and-dump Remember Litecoin? Dont get fooled again Your retirement fund will thank you crypto scam ponzi
Chair got liquidated? Mood This crypto crash pic is a whole mood When diamond hands turn into clenched fists around your furniture you know its bad Dont be that guy noreallyDontBeThatGuy
