Dude bought the dip and bragged about his 16 profit This is why your financial advisor drinks Dont be like John investing fail
Egg prices just laid an egg on your budget 8 a dozen? More like highway robbery Is this inflation or the next Enron? Stay tuned and maybe buy some chickens
Man bets 15M on Intel claims insider knowledge Sounds like a recipe for disaster Reminds me of the old saying: A fool and his money are soon parted This wont end well
Kanyes Super Bowl ad Nazi crypto 2025s peak stupidity If you bought this token congrats on funding hate speech At least you did your own research right?
Zucks selling Meta stock like its hot and the markets buying it up Reminds me of my uncles foolproof crypto scheme Wheres the dump in this pump-and-dump?