Steel yourself for this one: Grandpa John bet his retirement on internet memes and tariffs Spoiler alert: it didnt go well When will people learn?
Ford CEO cries chaos over tariffs Deja vu anyone? Remember 2008? History doesnt repeat itself but it often rhymes And it usually rhymes with recession
2 billion gone Poof Trumps meme coin crashed and burned leaving investors with lighter wallets and heavier regrets Fool me once shame on you Fool me twice well you get the idea
Trump Coin: Retirees lost their savings Trumps got richer Crypto where dreams go to die and millionaires multiply Is this the future we deserve?
So robots are flipping burgers now Great Just what we needed: more unemployment and overpriced algorithm-assembled meals What could go wrong? AI automation fastfood
