Remember 2008? Enron? Yeah this BBAI pump-and-dump is giving me dj vu Narrator: He didnt heed historys warnings
Dude threw out 750M in Bitcoin with the trash Feeling lucky? Dont This is crypto where fortunes vanish faster than a free donut at a police convention truestory
Kanye wants to talk crypto with Coinbases CEO after being offered 2M to launch a token Sure why not? Just another Tuesday in the crypto casino where the house always wins Regular users cant even get their accounts unrestricted
Doubled your crypto investment? Congrats Time to cash out before it halves Remember gravity always wins NoFreeLunch
Waiting for your crypto to confirm? Feels like watching paint dry right? Except the paint could be your life savings vanishing into the blockchain ether This pending period is a scammers playground Stay vigilant
