Tariff exemptions: On again? Off again? The markets a casino and the house always wins Dont gamble what you cant afford to lose
Trumps tariff tango turned the market into a casino Everyones gambling on crashes and rallies but the house always wins Dont be a suckerskepticism is your only shield
New tariffs? Old tariffs? Who can keep up? The governments economic policy is like a bad infomercial: But wait theres MORE tariffs This chaotic two-step hurts everyone except maybe the insiders My skepticism is officially maxed out
Trumps tariff policy: Permanent until its not Markets and businesses left playing tariff roulette Who needs a casino when you have the White House?
Trumps tariff tantrum: proof that markets are rigged and were all just along for the ride Buckle up buttercupthis rollercoaster aint over yet
