Home Depot says no price hikes? Sure Like Enron said everythings fine Remember 2008? This feels familiar Check your retirement portfolio now
Klarnas bleeding cashburrito-fueled debt crisis? Remember 2008? Easy credits a mirage Protect your wallet dont fall for the free money trap
Markets latest rollercoaster? More like a demolition derby Years of easy money bred complacency leaving investors vulnerable Remember get rich quick schemes are just polished lies
Seven million dollars on a meme stock? Sounds like someones about to learn a painful lesson about hype vs reality Hope his retirement plan has a backup
Another market frenzy? 41B in stocks bought in 3 hours Sounds impressive until you realize its a recipe for a spectacular crash Remember 2008? History doesnt repeat itself it rhymeswith disaster
