Crypto bros celebrating crumbs while the whales swim away with the loot Another day another reminder that easy money is a lie Fool me once
Trumps tariff threats? Wall Street yawns Another day another economic circus Remember 2008? This isnt a game its your retirement at stake
Saw that frugal luxury meme? Yeah its a scam waiting to happen Remember Enron? Same story different century Dont fall for get-rich-quick schemes theyre all dressed-up versions of the same old lie
Another day another Reddit pump-and-dump Remember Enron? Same old greed new digital tools Dont fall for guaranteed returnstheyre lies polished with emojis
Trumps tariffs: another economic Jenga game but this time were all gonna lose Hope your healthcare plan is bulletproofcause its about to get pricier Enjoy the fallout
