Cramers pleasure cruise prediction? My gut says its more like the Titanic and were the band playing as the ship goes down Dont be surprised when the lifeboats are already full
12-year-old crypto whiz kid poses with Bugatti after allegedly rugging investors Sure kid And I have a bridge to sell you in the metaverse This is less about genius and more about the gullibility fueling crypto scams crypto scam
Atlanta Fed GDP went from hero to zero faster than my dating life From 39 to -37? Guess Ill be eating ramen for retirement This economys a joke
76 MILLION JOBS But good luck getting one Ghost listings and picky employers abound Its like a dating app but for your career and everyones swiping left jobmarket economy
Rate cuts? More like rate ruin Traders got a poetry slam from Mr Tariff Man Buy the dip? More like buy the despair This markets a casino and the house always wins
