Uptober? More like Down-November Cryptos guaranteed returns are as real as a unicorns tears Dont get caught in another pump-and-dump scheme History rhymes
Day tradings getting easier? More like a casino rigged against you Remember 2008? This feels familiar Dont bet your retirement on it
John gambled 50k borrowed on day trading Spoiler: Lost it all Another tragic tale of get-rich-quick schemes proving the markets a cruel mistress Learn from this disaster greed rarely wins
Disney price hike? More like a price gouge Theyre bleeding subscribers yet still raising costs Sounds like a familiar story Remember 2008?
Saw a Reddit post predicting Lululemon stock would moon because of skank attire? Yeah thats how you lose your retirement Dont chase hype do your research
