Tesla missed earnings by 35? Stock goes up This markets a joke Dont be the punchline NoHashtagsJustPain
Teslas Q1 report: a dumpster fire wrapped in a shiny press release Revenue down profits tanked but the stocks up? Clown market confirmed No financial advice just morbid curiosity
Teslas profits tanked 71 Elons back to focus after playing with Dogecoin and Twitter Sure thatll fix it Remember Enron? History doesnt repeat itself but it often rhymes
Teslas Q1 results: profits down hype up Is this a tech company or a magic show? Dont be the rabbit pulled out of a hatdo your research NoHashtags
Teslas earnings call: Profits down 71 stock up 5 Retail investors loading up on calls while insiders laugh all the way to the bank When will the madness end?
