Featured image of post Tesla: Casino Royale

Tesla: Casino Royale

Tesla missed earnings by 35? Stock goes up This markets a joke Dont be the punchline NoHashtagsJustPain

Featured image of post Tesla: Hype Hubris and the Coming Crash?

Tesla: Hype Hubris and the Coming Crash?

Teslas Q1 report: a dumpster fire wrapped in a shiny press release Revenue down profits tanked but the stocks up? Clown market confirmed No financial advice just morbid curiosity

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Teslas 71 Plunge: A Cautionary Tale

Teslas profits tanked 71 Elons back to focus after playing with Dogecoin and Twitter Sure thatll fix it Remember Enron? History doesnt repeat itself but it often rhymes

Featured image of post Teslas Q1 Crash: Hype vs Reality

Teslas Q1 Crash: Hype vs Reality

Teslas Q1 results: profits down hype up Is this a tech company or a magic show? Dont be the rabbit pulled out of a hatdo your research NoHashtags

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