Waking up from a 7-year coma just to find your crypto portfolio in the dumpster fire of a market crash? Mood Maybe just go back to sleep This meme is hilarious but the reality? Terrifying Do your research kids
JPows gone from quantitative tightening to high and tight fades Is this a career downgrade or peak hustle? My portfolios still weeping but at least my barbers got job security
Trumps trade war is like a bad Tinder date: It started with bravado and now everyone wants to ghost Global recession? Buckle up buttercup
Farmers learned the hard way that trade wars arent just political gamestheyre economic demolition derbies Spoiler alert: the house always wins
Markets up? LOL Remember 2008? 2000? 2020? This aint recovery its a trap Tariffs inflation bad earnings the house of cards is wobbling Dont get fooled
