TL;DR
The US stock market is closed on January 9th for Carter’s Day of Mourning, sparking humorous reactions on WallStreetBets, ranging from relief about one less day to lose money to concerns about qualifying for a habitat house.
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My Portfolio’s Day of Mourning (and Not Because of Carter)
So, the stock market’s closed on January 9th for Carter’s Day of Mourning. Honestly, my first reaction? “One less day to potentially lose money this year!” I’m kidding… mostly. But hey, sometimes the market feels like a casino, right? You’re just hoping your number comes up.
This news hit me like a rogue wave while scrolling through WallStreetBets – shoutout to whoever posted that PSA. (You the real MVP). Of course, the comments section is a goldmine. Someone joked about Carter being “theta gang.” Another dude is looking for the guy who bet big on the market closing THIS Friday. Classic WSB.
The best part? Someone’s worried about qualifying for a habitat house if they can’t lose all their money on the 9th. Dark humor at its finest. It reminds me of that time I panicked about my 401k looking like a deflated bouncy castle during the 2008 crash. Good times. (Not really).
But seriously, a day off from the market rollercoaster? I’ll take it. Time to recharge, re-strategize, and maybe learn how to actually make money instead of just watching it evaporate. Anyone else feeling me?
Oh, and someone asked why not make it a three-day weekend? My thoughts exactly! Let the peanut farmer rest in peace, and let us retail investors have a moment to catch our breath. #RIPJimmyCarter #StockMarketShenanigans #WallStreetBets #DayOfMourning
Advice
Market closures offer a chance to step back, review your portfolio, and adjust your strategy. Use these breaks wisely to make informed decisions and avoid emotional reactions.