Featured image of post 2024-05-21 ā³ Crypto Kings: Same Old Faces, New Billion Dollar Toys šŸ¤‘

2024-05-21 ā³ Crypto Kings: Same Old Faces, New Billion Dollar Toys šŸ¤‘

Bitcoin yawns its way to another all-time high while Doge barks loudly but carries a small stick.

name price rating comment
0 BTC (Bitcoin) 71107.8 8 Bitcoin is like that reliable friend who always picks up the phone, even if it’s just to complain about the price of milk.
1 ETH (Ethereum) 3669.39 9 Ethereum, the overachiever of the crypto world, is busy building decentralized apps while Bitcoin is still figuring out how to send a text.
2 DOGE (Dogecoin) 0.16 7 Dogecoin, the court jester of crypto, is riding the Elon wave to the moon. Just don’t ask about its utility.
3 LINK (Chainlink) 16.91 6 Chainlink is the quiet achiever, connecting blockchains like a digital matchmaker. Who needs Tinder when you have decentralized oracles?

Elon Musk, in a shocking turn of events, has announced that Tesla will accept Dogecoin as payment for its upcoming Cybertruck, sending the meme-coin into a frenzy. Meanwhile, traditional markets are reeling as the CEO of a major investment bank was caught using client funds to buy Bitcoin… and lost it all on Shiba Inu.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +6% 93% 71107.8 1.49T 1 BTC Bitcoin
1 +18% 3669.39 441B 2 ETH Ethereum
2 1 114B 3 USDT Tether USDt
3 +2% 181.21 104B 5 SOL Solana
4 +8% 622.52 91.8B 4 BNB BNB
5 +4% 55% 0.54 53.8B 7 XRP XRP
6 +18% 3665.02 34.2B 201 stETH Lido Staked ETH
7 +4% 6.63 33.9B 9 TON Toncoin
8 1 33.2B 6 USDC USDC
9 +8% 0.16 23.6B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
10 +7% 79% 0.5 22.5B 10 ADA Cardano
11 +13% 53% 40.58 29B 11 AVAX Avalanche
12 +1% 58% 16.91 16.9B 16 LINK Chainlink
13 +5% 51.68 15.5B 38 OKB OKB
14 +6% 0 15B 12 SHIB Shiba Inu
15 +13% 25% 2.85 12.2B 39 OP Optimism
16 +10% 6.14 12B 32 FIL Filecoin
17 +18% 1.15 11.5B 41 ARB Arbitrum
18 +6% 71160 11.1B 202 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
19 +8% 7.53 10.8B 13 DOT Polkadot
20 +1% 0.12 10.8B 14 TRX TRON
21 +1% 0.12 10.8B 203 WTRX Wrapped TRON
22 +8% 93% 522.98 11B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
23 +9% 9.07 9.95B 28 APT Aptos
24 +2% 8.13 9.68B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
25 +20% 59% 9.29 9.29B 21 UNI Uniswap
26 +8% 99% 0.74 7.44B 18 MATIC Polygon
27 +6% 88% 88.48 7.43B 19 LTC Litecoin
28 +6% 13.44 6.97B 20 ICP Internet Computer

The crypto market is a whirlwind of speculation, innovation, and outright absurdity. One day you’re a billionaire, the next you’re trading your life savings for magic beans. So, buckle up, hold on tight, and remember: in the crypto casino, the house always wins… eventually. šŸ¤”

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