- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $64248.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The king is looking a bit… sluggish. Down 2%? Get that man a 5-Hour Energy! Maybe he’s just jealous of all the NVDA hype. I mean, who needs digital gold when you have graphics cards, right?
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3472.15: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Trailing behind big brother BTC like a lost puppy. Down 3%? Time to invent a new narrative, Vitalik! Maybe something about ultra-scalable NFTs of your cat?
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.12: ⭐⭐⭐
- Elon’s favorite memecoin is down, but hey, at least it’s not down 90% like some people’s portfolios after the last pump and dump. Still waiting for that rocket to the moon, though.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $14.32: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Holding its own in this sea of red! Maybe there’s some truth to those oracle rumors after all. Or maybe it’s just a dead cat bounce. Who knows? Not me, I just read charts and crack jokes.
- TON (Toncoin)
- $7.26: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Flatlining harder than a heart rate monitor in a horror movie. Maybe it’s time for a rebrand? I hear “Zombie Coin” is catchy.
Remember that guy who turned $170k into $1 million with NVDA? Yeah, he’s probably laughing at us right now. Meanwhile, over in cryptoland, we’re celebrating 2% dips like it’s 2021. But hey, at least we’re not the ones staring at a screen full of red European stock prices, right?
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | -2% | 93% | 64248 | 1.35T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | ||
1 | -3% | 3472.15 | 425B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |||
2 | 1 | 116B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||||
3 | -3% | 582.81 | 86B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |||
4 | -4% | 130.83 | 75.7B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |||
5 | -2% | 55% | 0.49 | 48.9B | 7 | XRP | XRP | ||
6 | 7.26 | 37.1B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | ||||
7 | -3% | 3478.76 | 33.3B | 9975 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |||
8 | 1 | 32.6B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||||
9 | -1% | 0.12 | 17.9B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |||
10 | -2% | 14.32 | 14.3B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |||
11 | -1% | 79% | 0.39 | 17.3B | 10 | ADA | Cardano | ||
12 | -3% | 41.69 | 12.5B | 35 | OKB | OKB | |||
13 | -1% | 54% | 27.54 | 19.7B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche | ||
14 | -5% | 0 | 10.5B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |||
15 | 0.12 | 10.2B | 9978 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||||
16 | 0.12 | 10.2B | 13 | TRX | TRON | ||||
17 | -2% | 64461.1 | 9.88B | 9979 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |||
18 | -2% | 9.84 | 9.84B | 17 | UNI | Uniswap | |||
19 | -4% | 4.33 | 8.48B | 37 | FIL | Filecoin | |||
20 | -5% | 5.63 | 8.09B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |||
21 | -5% | 0.79 | 7.93B | 34 | ARB | Arbitrum | |||
22 | -7% | 26% | 1.82 | 7.81B | 45 | OP | Optimism | ||
23 | -1% | 93% | 390.56 | 8.2B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | ||
24 | -2% | 6.93 | 7.63B | 28 | APT | Aptos | |||
25 | -3% | 5.18 | 6.2B | 19 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |||
26 | -2% | 88% | 72.74 | 6.11B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | ||
27 | -2% | 0.57 | 5.74B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | |||
28 | 5.74 | 5.66B | 22 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO |
Crypto, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions. One minute you’re a genius, the next you’re Googling ‘How to short my own life savings.’ But hey, at least it’s never boring. Buckle up, kids, this wild ride is far from over.