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2024-05-23 Crypto-Coliseum Throwdown Billion Dollar Brawlers

Bitcoin's chilling with a cool $1.4T while Ethereum's playing catch-up. Dogecoin's barking up the meme-tree, but is anyone listening?

name price rating comment
0 BTC (Bitcoin) 69691.4 7 Bitcoin’s chilling like a boss, watching the plebs fight for scraps. Stability? More like ‘I’m too big to fail’ energy.
1 ETH (Ethereum) 3807.23 8 Ethereum’s up, but let’s be real, it’s still chasing that Bitcoin high. It’s the crypto equivalent of ‘always the bridesmaid, never the bride’.
2 DOGE (Dogecoin) 0.17 9 Dogecoin: proof that memes have more utility than some utility tokens. Still waiting for that rocket to the moon, Elon.
3 LINK (Chainlink) 16.66 6 Chainlink’s keeping it real, quietly connecting the blockchain dots. It’s the dependable friend you never really notice, but always appreciate.
4 TON (Toncoin) 6.45 5 Toncoin’s up 2%! Is this a dead cat bounce or the start of something… slightly less dead?

Word on the blockchain is Dogecoin developers are in talks with the lost city of Atlantis to accept DOGE as payment. Meanwhile, a rogue economist just tried to pay for his mortgage with Ethereum… his bank wasn’t amused. Coincidence? We think not.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 93% 69691.4 1.46T 1 BTC Bitcoin
1 +1% 3807.23 457B 2 ETH Ethereum
2 1 115B 3 USDT Tether USDt
3 -1% 177.45 102B 5 SOL Solana
4 -1% 614.77 90.7B 4 BNB BNB
5 55% 0.53 52.8B 7 XRP XRP
6 +1% 3810.41 35.5B 201 stETH Lido Staked ETH
7 +2% 6.45 33B 9 TON Toncoin
8 1 33B 6 USDC USDC
9 0.17 24.1B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
10 -1% 79% 0.48 21.8B 10 ADA Cardano
11 -2% 54% 39.99 28.6B 11 AVAX Avalanche
12 58% 16.66 16.7B 16 LINK Chainlink
13 -2% 0 15B 12 SHIB Shiba Inu
14 49.8 14.9B 42 OKB OKB
15 -1% 6.14 12B 31 FIL Filecoin
16 1.18 11.8B 39 ARB Arbitrum
17 -1% 25% 2.69 11.6B 43 OP Optimism
18 7.58 10.9B 13 DOT Polkadot
19 69764.8 10.8B 202 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
20 -3% 0.12 10.4B 203 WTRX Wrapped TRON
21 -3% 0.12 10.4B 14 TRX TRON
22 93% 510.1 10.7B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
23 -1% 9.05 9.93B 28 APT Aptos
24 +2% 59% 9.75 9.75B 22 UNI Uniswap
25 +2% 8.07 9.62B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
26 +1% 99% 0.74 7.38B 18 MATIC Polygon
27 88% 86.53 7.27B 19 LTC Litecoin
28 -2% 12.83 6.66B 21 ICP Internet Computer

Crypto today: a cocktail of FOMO, FUD, and enough hopium to fuel a rocket launch (or maybe just a really long Twitter Spaces). Is this the future of finance? Ask again tomorrow.

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