| name | price | rating | comment | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | DOGE (Dogecoin) | 0.16 | 10 | Dogecoin: proof that memes can have more staying power than your average Tinder match. Who’s laughing now, haters? |
| 1 | LINK (Chainlink) | 17.49 | 7 | Chainlink’s looking…link-y today. Up 5%? Not bad for a crypto that’s not a dog, a cat, or Elon Musk’s next tweet. |
| 2 | BTC (Bitcoin) | 67287.9 | 4 | Bitcoin’s down? Must be a Tuesday. Don’t worry, it’ll be back to breaking hearts and bank accounts in no time. |
| 3 | ETH (Ethereum) | 3697.78 | 5 | Ethereum: the Robin to Bitcoin’s Batman. Will it ever escape the shadow of its more famous counterpart? Tune in next week for another thrilling episode! |
| 4 | USDT (Tether USDt) | 1 | 2 | Tether: as exciting as watching paint dry, but hey, at least it’s (supposedly) stable. |
Hold onto your hats, folks, because Dogecoin is at it again! The people’s crypto is up…well, it’s not up, but it’s not down by much! That’s practically a win in this market! Meanwhile, over in the land of traditional finance, a hamster spinning a wheel is outperforming hedge fund managers. Coincidence? I think not.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 1 |  |
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-4% | 3697.78 | 444B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
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-3% | 93% | 67287.9 | 1.41T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 3 |  |
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1 | 32.7B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 4 |  |
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-5% | 165.41 | 95.4B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 5 |  |
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-2% | 0.16 | 23.5B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 6 |  |
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-2% | 595.73 | 87.9B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 7 |  |
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55% | 0.53 | 52.7B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 8 |  |
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-5% | 1.15 | 11.5B | 38 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 9 |  |
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-4% | 69% | 31.38 | 6.61B | 25 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 10 |  |
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+5% | 58% | 17.49 | 17.5B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink |
| 11 |  |
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-5% | 0 | 14.2B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 12 |  |
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-3% | 67353.7 | 10.5B | 202 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 13 |  |
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-8% | 25% | 2.53 | 10.9B | 43 | OP | Optimism |
| 14 |  |
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-4% | 7.62 | 9.09B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 15 |  |
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88% | 85.35 | 7.17B | 19 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 16 |  |
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-5% | 54% | 37.69 | 27B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 17 |  |
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-2% | 98% | 0.72 | 7.23B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon |
| 18 |  |
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-4% | 79% | 0.46 | 20.8B | 10 | ADA | Cardano |
| 19 |  |
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-3% | 93% | 486.73 | 10.2B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 20 |  |
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1 | 5.35B | 24 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 21 |  |
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+5% | 89% | 2.28 | 2.28B | 55 | LDO | Lido DAO |
| 22 |  |
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-2% | 0.11 | 10B | 15 | TRX | TRON | |
| 23 |  |
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-2% | 59% | 9.39 | 9.39B | 22 | UNI | Uniswap |
| 24 |  |
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-3% | 7.18 | 10.3B | 13 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 25 |  |
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-4% | 3694.79 | 34.4B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 26 |  |
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-6% | 5.73 | 11.2B | 34 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 27 |  |
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-4% | 6.16 | 31.4B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 28 |  |
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-2% | 8.84 | 9.7B | 27 | APT | Aptos |
So there you have it, folks: the crypto market in all its glory. It’s volatile, it’s unpredictable, and it’s about as rational as a seagull trying to pay for a taxi with a french fry. But hey, that’s why we love it, right? Right?