- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $67900.46: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The OG crypto is holding relatively steady, probably laughing at the altcoins scrambling for scraps. Remember those ’experts’ who said Apple couldn’t stay above $1 trillion? Bitcoin’s got that beat by a cool $1 trillion!
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3743.40: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Down 2%? Maybe someone should tell Ethereum about those AI-powered Lambos everyone’s buying with their NVDA gains. Time to innovate or die, buddy.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $18.18: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s down but not out. This oracle network is like the reliable friend who never flakes, even when the crypto party gets a little too wild.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Dogecoin - proof that memes and money can, in fact, coexist. This pup might be down, but never underestimate the power of a good meme. Remember that guy who turned $800k into +$2 million on ASTS? Maybe he’s a Dogecoin believer…
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu - the Dogecoin wannabe is down 4%. Even with a name that makes you go ‘aww,’ this pup needs a serious marketing makeover. Maybe try partnering with that Ferrari-loving furniture enthusiast from Dubai?
Remember those Reddit posts about life savings going up in smoke thanks to reckless options trading? Yeah, today’s crypto market feels a bit like that - a wild rollercoaster with a faint whiff of regret and desperation. While NVDA’s chart looks like it’s on a rocket ship to the moon (fueled by AI hype, naturally), some of these cryptos are struggling to stay afloat. Even Ethereum, the supposed smart contract king, is down 2%. Maybe it needs to borrow some of that AI magic?
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | 1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||||
1 | 93% | 67900.5 | 1.43T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |||
2 | -2% | 3743.4 | 450B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |||
3 | 1 | 32.2B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||||
4 | -1% | 166.47 | 96.1B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |||
5 | -1% | 593.37 | 87.6B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |||
6 | -4% | 0 | 15.5B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |||
7 | -3% | 0.16 | 23.1B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |||
8 | -2% | 55% | 0.52 | 52.1B | 7 | XRP | XRP | ||
9 | -2% | 58% | 18.18 | 18.2B | 13 | LINK | Chainlink | ||
10 | -1% | 54% | 36.5 | 26.1B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | ||
11 | -3% | 1.14 | 11.4B | 32 | ARB | Arbitrum | |||
12 | -2% | 79% | 0.45 | 20.3B | 9 | ADA | Cardano | ||
13 | -5% | 99% | 0.7 | 7.03B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
14 | 1 | 5.35B | 24 | DAI | Dai | ||||
15 | -5% | 7.37 | 8.8B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |||
16 | 88% | 83.12 | 6.98B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | |||
17 | 93% | 467.14 | 9.81B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |||
18 | 0.11 | 9.73B | 15 | TRX | TRON | ||||
19 | -3% | 25% | 2.46 | 10.6B | 43 | OP | Optimism | ||
20 | -3% | 69% | 29.8 | 6.28B | 25 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | ||
21 | -5% | 7.06 | 10.1B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | |||
22 | 67850.5 | 10.5B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||||
23 | 59% | 10.78 | 10.8B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap | |||
24 | -3% | 5.78 | 11.3B | 35 | FIL | Filecoin | |||
25 | 6.49 | 33.1B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | ||||
26 | -4% | 89% | 2.26 | 2.26B | 56 | LDO | Lido DAO | ||
27 | -2% | 8.61 | 3.37B | 30 | ATOM | Cosmos | |||
28 | -2% | 9.11 | 10B | 26 | APT | Aptos |
So, is the crypto market a disaster waiting to happen? Or are we just witnessing the birth pangs of a new financial order? Honestly, it’s probably both. Just remember, when in doubt, zoom out - and maybe keep a bottle of antacids handy.