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2024-05-27 Clowns Crowns: Todays Crypto Comedy Act

Buckle up, buttercup, because the crypto market is putting on a show today – a tragicomedy in real-time.

  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $39.40: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI is today’s star, rising above the chaos like a phoenix from the ashes (or at least like a slightly singed pigeon). Is it sustainable? Who knows, this is crypto.
  • UNIBOT (UniBot)
    • $15.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • UniBot is feeling the love, probably because everyone’s too scared to bet against anything with ‘bot’ in the name these days.
  • BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
    • $0.17: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Honestly, with a name like HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu, this one’s either going to the moon or to the digital dog pound.
  • EDU (Open Campus)
    • $1.15: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Open Campus is trying to educate its investors on the concept of ‘volatility.’ Lesson learned?
  • BAD (Bad Idea AI)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Bad Idea AI: the name says it all. Sometimes, you just have to laugh to keep from crying.

Remember that Reddit post about the poor soul who lost 200k on options? Today’s crypto market feels a bit like that - a mix of wild bets and even wilder outcomes. Sure, some folks are popping champagne with their gains on HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (don’t ask), but others are left wondering if they accidentally invested in digital Beanie Babies.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 20% 2.2 2.2B 154 ARKM Arkham
1 -2% 0.13 14.4M 1047 BRICK r/FortNiteBR Bricks
2 +8% 100% 15.12 15.1M 1031 UNIBOT UniBot
3 -2% 50% 0.88 87.5M 686 STT Statter Network
4 27% 0.69 695M 317 NTRN Neutron
5 +9% 63% 0 22.3M 1054 BAD Bad Idea AI
6 0 95.8M 493 SNEK Snek
7 +11% 99% 0.17 173M 341 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
8 +2% 100% 39.4 827M 99 ORDI ORDI
9 +4% 82% 0 185M 361 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
10 19% 0.04 273K 2456 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
11 +3% 99% 4042.77 3.62B 210 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
12 +15% 29% 1.15 1.15B 195 EDU Open Campus
13 0 108M 480 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
14 -13% 0 686K 2029 PLAY Play Token
15 -4% 0.31 926M 285 AGI Delysium
16 +3% 83% 0.02 199M 351 SDEX SmarDex
17 0.15 152M 1003 UNS UNS TOKEN
18 -4% 90% 0.13 111M 474 NXRA Nexera
19 95% 0.23 23M 898 OPTI Optimus AI
20 -1% 90% 2.39 239M 298 ATOR ATOR Protocol
21 +4% 4% 0.02 158M 1303 HVH HAVAH
22 -3% 77% 0.02 23.5M 959 IMGNAI Image Generation AI
23 -6% 42% 2.04 4.28B 57 CORE Core
24 22% 0.02 165M 732 GFAL Games for a Living
25 +1% 10% 0 89.6M 1192 NEXA Nexa
26 86% 0.3 301M 272 0x0 0x0.ai
27 -3% 0.41 56.5M 664 TOMI tomiNet
28 0.06 5.76M 1373 GRV Grove Coin

So, there you have it, folks: another day, another crypto roller coaster. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses a Lambo (or, you know, their life savings). But hey, at least we’re entertained, right?

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