- ORDI (ORDI)
- $39.40: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI is today’s star, rising above the chaos like a phoenix from the ashes (or at least like a slightly singed pigeon). Is it sustainable? Who knows, this is crypto.
- UNIBOT (UniBot)
- $15.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- UniBot is feeling the love, probably because everyone’s too scared to bet against anything with ‘bot’ in the name these days.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.17: ⭐⭐⭐
- Honestly, with a name like HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu, this one’s either going to the moon or to the digital dog pound.
- EDU (Open Campus)
- $1.15: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Open Campus is trying to educate its investors on the concept of ‘volatility.’ Lesson learned?
- BAD (Bad Idea AI)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Bad Idea AI: the name says it all. Sometimes, you just have to laugh to keep from crying.
Remember that Reddit post about the poor soul who lost 200k on options? Today’s crypto market feels a bit like that - a mix of wild bets and even wilder outcomes. Sure, some folks are popping champagne with their gains on HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (don’t ask), but others are left wondering if they accidentally invested in digital Beanie Babies.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | -1% | 20% | 2.2 | 2.2B | 154 | ARKM | Arkham | ||
1 | -2% | 0.13 | 14.4M | 1047 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |||
2 | +8% | 100% | 15.12 | 15.1M | 1031 | UNIBOT | UniBot | ||
3 | -2% | 50% | 0.88 | 87.5M | 686 | STT | Statter Network | ||
4 | 27% | 0.69 | 695M | 317 | NTRN | Neutron | |||
5 | +9% | 63% | 0 | 22.3M | 1054 | BAD | Bad Idea AI | ||
6 | 0 | 95.8M | 493 | SNEK | Snek | ||||
7 | +11% | 99% | 0.17 | 173M | 341 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) | ||
8 | +2% | 100% | 39.4 | 827M | 99 | ORDI | ORDI | ||
9 | +4% | 82% | 0 | 185M | 361 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin | ||
10 | 19% | 0.04 | 273K | 2456 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |||
11 | +3% | 99% | 4042.77 | 3.62B | 210 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
12 | +15% | 29% | 1.15 | 1.15B | 195 | EDU | Open Campus | ||
13 | 0 | 108M | 480 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | ||||
14 | -13% | 0 | 686K | 2029 | PLAY | Play Token | |||
15 | -4% | 0.31 | 926M | 285 | AGI | Delysium | |||
16 | +3% | 83% | 0.02 | 199M | 351 | SDEX | SmarDex | ||
17 | 0.15 | 152M | 1003 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||||
18 | -4% | 90% | 0.13 | 111M | 474 | NXRA | Nexera | ||
19 | 95% | 0.23 | 23M | 898 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |||
20 | -1% | 90% | 2.39 | 239M | 298 | ATOR | ATOR Protocol | ||
21 | +4% | 4% | 0.02 | 158M | 1303 | HVH | HAVAH | ||
22 | -3% | 77% | 0.02 | 23.5M | 959 | IMGNAI | Image Generation AI | ||
23 | -6% | 42% | 2.04 | 4.28B | 57 | CORE | Core | ||
24 | 22% | 0.02 | 165M | 732 | GFAL | Games for a Living | |||
25 | +1% | 10% | 0 | 89.6M | 1192 | NEXA | Nexa | ||
26 | 86% | 0.3 | 301M | 272 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai | |||
27 | -3% | 0.41 | 56.5M | 664 | TOMI | tomiNet | |||
28 | 0.06 | 5.76M | 1373 | GRV | Grove Coin |
So, there you have it, folks: another day, another crypto roller coaster. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses a Lambo (or, you know, their life savings). But hey, at least we’re entertained, right?