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2024-05-27 Crypto Bloodbath: Did Your Bags Survive?

Hold onto your rocket emojis, folks, because the crypto market's playing a symphony of 'dip' today. Let's dive into this data mosh pit and see who's swimming naked.

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $68616.94: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The granddaddy of crypto is just chilling, watching the altcoins sweat. Stability? In this market? Bitcoin, you sly dog, you.
  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $17.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Down 3%? Chainlink, honey, in this economy, that’s practically a win. You’re the well-dressed person at a dumpster fire right now.
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin is down, but let’s be honest, it’s probably just Elon Musk tweeting from a toilet again.
  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Shiba Inu, the ultimate meme coin, is holding steadier than my dating life. That’s not a compliment, by the way.

One brave soul on WallStreetBets confessed to turning $200,000 into $2,000 playing options. They say life is great. Maybe they’re right. Ignorance is bliss, especially when you can’t afford a therapist after the crypto market tanks. Let’s see which coins are fueling this rollercoaster ride we call investing.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 93% 68616.9 1.44T 1 BTC Bitcoin
1 +3% 3912.89 470B 2 ETH Ethereum
2 1 115B 3 USDT Tether USDt
3 165.2 95.3B 5 SOL Solana
4 602.79 88.9B 4 BNB BNB
5 -2% 55% 0.53 52.8B 7 XRP XRP
6 +3% 3910.48 36.4B 201 stETH Lido Staked ETH
7 1 32.7B 6 USDC USDC
8 6.35 32.4B 9 TON Toncoin
9 -3% 0.17 23.9B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
10 -3% 58% 17.04 17B 14 LINK Chainlink
11 79% 0.46 20.6B 10 ADA Cardano
12 -1% 54% 36.94 26.4B 12 AVAX Avalanche
13 48.5 14.5B 41 OKB OKB
14 0 14.5B 11 SHIB Shiba Inu
15 +4% 1.25 12.5B 31 ARB Arbitrum
16 -1% 5.89 11.5B 34 FIL Filecoin
17 -1% 59% 11.15 11.1B 20 UNI Uniswap
18 25% 2.57 11B 43 OP Optimism
19 68712 10.7B 204 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
20 7.41 10.6B 13 DOT Polkadot
21 9.13 10B 26 APT Aptos
22 -1% 0.11 9.79B 205 WTRX Wrapped TRON
23 -1% 0.11 9.79B 15 TRX TRON
24 -1% 93% 483.37 10.2B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
25 -3% 7.82 9.33B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
26 -1% 99% 0.72 7.18B 18 MATIC Polygon
27 88% 84.53 7.1B 21 LTC Litecoin
28 69% 31.97 6.74B 25 ETC Ethereum Classic

So, the crypto market’s doing its best impression of a rollercoaster designed by a toddler. Buckle up, keep your hands inside the ride, and pray you don’t end up wishing you’d invested in that ‘pet rock’ everyone laughed at. Remember, folks, in the immortal words of someone who probably lost a fortune in crypto, ‘It’s all fun and games until someone loses an ETH.’

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