- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $68616.94: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The granddaddy of crypto is just chilling, watching the altcoins sweat. Stability? In this market? Bitcoin, you sly dog, you.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $17.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Down 3%? Chainlink, honey, in this economy, that’s practically a win. You’re the well-dressed person at a dumpster fire right now.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin is down, but let’s be honest, it’s probably just Elon Musk tweeting from a toilet again.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu, the ultimate meme coin, is holding steadier than my dating life. That’s not a compliment, by the way.
One brave soul on WallStreetBets confessed to turning $200,000 into $2,000 playing options. They say life is great. Maybe they’re right. Ignorance is bliss, especially when you can’t afford a therapist after the crypto market tanks. Let’s see which coins are fueling this rollercoaster ride we call investing.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | 93% | 68616.9 | 1.44T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |||
1 | +3% | 3912.89 | 470B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |||
2 | 1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||||
3 | 165.2 | 95.3B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||||
4 | 602.79 | 88.9B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||||
5 | -2% | 55% | 0.53 | 52.8B | 7 | XRP | XRP | ||
6 | +3% | 3910.48 | 36.4B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |||
7 | 1 | 32.7B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||||
8 | 6.35 | 32.4B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | ||||
9 | -3% | 0.17 | 23.9B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |||
10 | -3% | 58% | 17.04 | 17B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | ||
11 | 79% | 0.46 | 20.6B | 10 | ADA | Cardano | |||
12 | -1% | 54% | 36.94 | 26.4B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | ||
13 | 48.5 | 14.5B | 41 | OKB | OKB | ||||
14 | 0 | 14.5B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | ||||
15 | +4% | 1.25 | 12.5B | 31 | ARB | Arbitrum | |||
16 | -1% | 5.89 | 11.5B | 34 | FIL | Filecoin | |||
17 | -1% | 59% | 11.15 | 11.1B | 20 | UNI | Uniswap | ||
18 | 25% | 2.57 | 11B | 43 | OP | Optimism | |||
19 | 68712 | 10.7B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||||
20 | 7.41 | 10.6B | 13 | DOT | Polkadot | ||||
21 | 9.13 | 10B | 26 | APT | Aptos | ||||
22 | -1% | 0.11 | 9.79B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |||
23 | -1% | 0.11 | 9.79B | 15 | TRX | TRON | |||
24 | -1% | 93% | 483.37 | 10.2B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | ||
25 | -3% | 7.82 | 9.33B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |||
26 | -1% | 99% | 0.72 | 7.18B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
27 | 88% | 84.53 | 7.1B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin | |||
28 | 69% | 31.97 | 6.74B | 25 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
So, the crypto market’s doing its best impression of a rollercoaster designed by a toddler. Buckle up, keep your hands inside the ride, and pray you don’t end up wishing you’d invested in that ‘pet rock’ everyone laughed at. Remember, folks, in the immortal words of someone who probably lost a fortune in crypto, ‘It’s all fun and games until someone loses an ETH.’