- CEL (Celsius)
- $1.35: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Celsius is up 143% this week? Either they’re cooking the books harder than a Waffle House chef on a Saturday night, or someone’s about to get REKT.
- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.00: ⭐
- SONM took a 69% nosedive in the last 24 hours. Coincidence? I think not. This is crypto carnage at its finest.
- RKN (Rakon)
- $0.08: ⭐⭐⭐
- Rakon’s down 26% like a lead balloon filled with mayonnaise. Someone’s been hitting the sell button harder than a toddler with a sugar rush.
- CRE (Carry)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Carry is down 20%, Did someone replace their blockchain with a potato? Get this coin a therapist and a stiff drink.
Remember those casino whispers about Nvidia (NVDA) being the next big thing? Yeah, those whispers are echoing through the crypto-sphere, except instead of a 10:1 split, it feels more like a 10:1 beatdown. Semler Scientific’s decision to embrace Bitcoin as its primary reserve asset is like watching your weird uncle bet his life savings on a horse race in Tijuana – brave, or utterly bonkers?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-69% | 0 | 127K | 2360 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 1 |  |
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-26% | 84% | 0.08 | 23.3M | 946 | RKN | Rakon |
| 2 |  |
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-20% | 0 | 20M | 942 | CRE | Carry | |
| 3 |  |
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-19% | 65% | 0 | 9.94M | 1345 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 4 |  |
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-15% | 0 | 814K | 1988 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 5 |  |
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-13% | 100% | 0.29 | 35.2M | 759 | ZERC | zkRace |
| 6 |  |
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-11% | 0.09 | 85.5M | 539 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-10% | 64% | 0.25 | 26.1M | 997 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger |
| 8 |  |
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-10% | 82% | 0.46 | 45.7M | 744 | SDAO | SingularityDAO |
| 9 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.02 | 15.6M | 1035 | TSUKA | Dejitaru Tsuka | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.23 | 44.2M | 694 | ARRR | Pirate Chain | |
| 11 |  |
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-9% | 87% | 2.44 | 10.7M | 1209 | DMD | Diamond |
| 12 |  |
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-8% | 0.11 | 13.3M | 1498 | FUND | Unification | |
| 13 |  |
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-8% | 14% | 0.04 | 180M | 850 | WRLD | NFT Worlds |
| 14 |  |
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-7% | 0.05 | 42.7M | 712 | STRX | StrikeX | |
| 15 |  |
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-7% | 6.45 | 1.67B | 89 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 16 |  |
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-7% | 100% | 0 | 46.2M | 679 | KIN | Kin |
| 17 |  |
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-6% | 0.02 | 23.4M | 889 | GFT | Gifto | |
| 18 |  |
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-6% | 0 | 13M | 1109 | EGG | Nestree | |
| 19 |  |
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-6% | 88% | 0.07 | 21.6M | 955 | YLD | Yield App |
| 20 |  |
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-6% | 15% | 0.01 | 28.5M | 1446 | AGLA | Angola |
| 21 |  |
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-5% | 4% | 0.02 | 163M | 1303 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 22 |  |
 |
-5% | 7% | 0 | 107M | 1250 | BITCI | Bitcicoin |
| 23 |  |
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-5% | 64% | 0 | 20M | 1102 | CULT | Cult DAO |
| 24 |  |
 |
-4% | 100% | 1.35 | 51M | 651 | CEL | Celsius |
| 25 |  |
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-4% | 22% | 0.02 | 167M | 745 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 26 |  |
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-4% | 0.16 | 12.5M | 1114 | FSN | Fusion | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-4% | 58% | 0.18 | 175M | 474 | GOG | Guild of Guardians |
| 28 |  |
 |
-4% | 79% | 6 | 28.8M | 890 | MCB | MUX Protocol |
The crypto market’s current state? About as predictable as a soap opera plotline. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, it finds a new way to surprise you (and not in a good way). In the immortal words of every seasoned trader ever: Don’t invest more than you can afford to flush down a digital toilet.