- CEL (Celsius)
- $1.35: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Celsius is up 143% this week? Either they’re cooking the books harder than a Waffle House chef on a Saturday night, or someone’s about to get REKT.
- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.00: ⭐
- SONM took a 69% nosedive in the last 24 hours. Coincidence? I think not. This is crypto carnage at its finest.
- RKN (Rakon)
- $0.08: ⭐⭐⭐
- Rakon’s down 26% like a lead balloon filled with mayonnaise. Someone’s been hitting the sell button harder than a toddler with a sugar rush.
- CRE (Carry)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Carry is down 20%, Did someone replace their blockchain with a potato? Get this coin a therapist and a stiff drink.
Remember those casino whispers about Nvidia (NVDA) being the next big thing? Yeah, those whispers are echoing through the crypto-sphere, except instead of a 10:1 split, it feels more like a 10:1 beatdown. Semler Scientific’s decision to embrace Bitcoin as its primary reserve asset is like watching your weird uncle bet his life savings on a horse race in Tijuana – brave, or utterly bonkers?
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | -69% | 0 | 127K | 2360 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |||
1 | -26% | 84% | 0.08 | 23.3M | 946 | RKN | Rakon | ||
2 | -20% | 0 | 20M | 942 | CRE | Carry | |||
3 | -19% | 65% | 0 | 9.94M | 1345 | RFOX | RFOX | ||
4 | -15% | 0 | 814K | 1988 | PLAY | Play Token | |||
5 | -13% | 100% | 0.29 | 35.2M | 759 | ZERC | zkRace | ||
6 | -11% | 0.09 | 85.5M | 539 | POLY | Polymath | |||
7 | -10% | 64% | 0.25 | 26.1M | 997 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger | ||
8 | -10% | 82% | 0.46 | 45.7M | 744 | SDAO | SingularityDAO | ||
9 | -9% | 0.02 | 15.6M | 1035 | TSUKA | Dejitaru Tsuka | |||
10 | -9% | 0.23 | 44.2M | 694 | ARRR | Pirate Chain | |||
11 | -9% | 87% | 2.44 | 10.7M | 1209 | DMD | Diamond | ||
12 | -8% | 0.11 | 13.3M | 1498 | FUND | Unification | |||
13 | -8% | 14% | 0.04 | 180M | 850 | WRLD | NFT Worlds | ||
14 | -7% | 0.05 | 42.7M | 712 | STRX | StrikeX | |||
15 | -7% | 6.45 | 1.67B | 89 | PENDLE | Pendle | |||
16 | -7% | 100% | 0 | 46.2M | 679 | KIN | Kin | ||
17 | -6% | 0.02 | 23.4M | 889 | GFT | Gifto | |||
18 | -6% | 0 | 13M | 1109 | EGG | Nestree | |||
19 | -6% | 88% | 0.07 | 21.6M | 955 | YLD | Yield App | ||
20 | -6% | 15% | 0.01 | 28.5M | 1446 | AGLA | Angola | ||
21 | -5% | 4% | 0.02 | 163M | 1303 | HVH | HAVAH | ||
22 | -5% | 7% | 0 | 107M | 1250 | BITCI | Bitcicoin | ||
23 | -5% | 64% | 0 | 20M | 1102 | CULT | Cult DAO | ||
24 | -4% | 100% | 1.35 | 51M | 651 | CEL | Celsius | ||
25 | -4% | 22% | 0.02 | 167M | 745 | GFAL | Games for a Living | ||
26 | -4% | 0.16 | 12.5M | 1114 | FSN | Fusion | |||
27 | -4% | 58% | 0.18 | 175M | 474 | GOG | Guild of Guardians | ||
28 | -4% | 79% | 6 | 28.8M | 890 | MCB | MUX Protocol |
The crypto market’s current state? About as predictable as a soap opera plotline. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, it finds a new way to surprise you (and not in a good way). In the immortal words of every seasoned trader ever: Don’t invest more than you can afford to flush down a digital toilet.