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2024-05-29 Crypto-Coliseum: Thumbs Up or Down? Gladiator Edition

It's a bloodbath out there in the crypto arena today. But fear not, gladiators, we're here to break down the carnage with the finesse of Caesar at a toga party.

  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $18.71: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Chainlink, the Oracle of this gladiatorial showdown, is up 10% over the past week. Looks like someone’s been sipping from the prophetic pool. Or maybe they just know a good thing when they see it? Either way, I’m not betting against them.
  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, Shiba Inu. The Dogecoin of wannabe Dogecoins. Up 8% in the last 24 hours? Must be another one of those pump-and-dump schemes your weird uncle keeps rambling about. Invest at your own peril, kids.
  • AVAX (Avalanche)
    • $37.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Avalanche is down 9% over the week. Ouch. Looks like the bears finally caught up with them. Maybe it’s time to head back to the drawing board and come up with a more intimidating name. Just sayin'.
  • BNB (BNB)
    • $599.55: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • BNB is hanging in there, despite the bloodbath. Maybe because it’s the token for the Binance exchange? Or maybe people are just holding on for dear life, hoping for a miracle. Either way, it’s a volatile market out there folks. Buckle up.

While the NVDA gladiators are busy battling for supremacy in the tech coliseum (did you hear someone’s uncle’s dentist made half a mil on puts?!) the crypto market decided to host its own Hunger Games. And spoiler alert: it’s not pretty. But hey, at least we’re not taking investment advice from elevator operators, right?


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +8% 0 16.3B 11 SHIB Shiba Inu
1 +4% 71% 0.11 5.44B 210 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
2 +3% 58% 18.71 18.7B 13 LINK Chainlink
3 +2% 8.81 3.44B 30 ATOM Cosmos
4 +1% 71% 0.11 5.32B 29 HBAR Hedera
5 +1% 6 11.8B 33 FIL Filecoin
6 +1% 6.51 33.2B 9 TON Toncoin
7 79% 0.46 20.8B 10 ADA Cardano
8 7.46 10.7B 14 DOT Polkadot
9 0.11 9.77B 205 WTRX Wrapped TRON
10 5.98 5.89B 23 LEO UNUS SED LEO
11 25% 2.56 11B 44 OP Optimism
12 99% 0.74 7.42B 18 MATIC Polygon
13 59% 10.88 10.9B 19 UNI Uniswap
14 12.26 6.36B 22 ICP Internet Computer
15 57% 0.11 5.43B 36 XLM Stellar
16 169.64 97.9B 5 SOL Solana
17 0.11 9.76B 15 TRX TRON
18 55% 0.53 53.1B 7 XRP XRP
19 1 5.35B 24 DAI Dai
20 1 70.5M 560 BUSD BUSD
21 1 115B 3 USDT Tether USDt
22 1 32.3B 6 USDC USDC
23 1 503M 141 TUSD TrueUSD
24 54% 37.09 26.5B 12 AVAX Avalanche
25 83% 0.04 3.11B 47 VET VeChain
26 88% 83.59 7.02B 21 LTC Litecoin
27 81% 91.46 1.36B 81 QNT Quant
28 599.55 88.5B 4 BNB BNB

The crypto market is a fickle beast. One day you’re a gladiator, the next you’re lion chow. But hey, at least it’s never boring, right?

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