- LINK (Chainlink)
- $17.83: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink: Still chugging along like a cockroach after a nuclear apocalypse. It’s down 2% in the last 24 hours, but hey, at least it’s not in the red for the week! Maybe there’s hope for humanity after all…or maybe that’s just the copium talking.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu: Remember when this was supposed to be the Dogecoin killer? Good times. Now it’s down 1% and clinging to life like a toupee in a hurricane. Woof.
- MATIC (Polygon)
- $0.69: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Polygon: Holding steady like a stoic poker player, despite the market chaos. It’s down less than 1%, which in this market, practically qualifies as a win. Just don’t ask about its long-term prospects…nobody wants to talk about that right now.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin: The original meme coin is still kicking, but it’s starting to look a little long in the tooth. It’s down less than 1% today, but let’s be honest, it’s only a matter of time before the hype train finally runs out of steam.
Trump’s going to jail (allegedly), NVDA’s taking a nosedive (again), and the crypto markets are…well, they’re doing about as well as you’d expect. It’s enough to make you want to short everything and move to a deserted island with nothing but a satellite phone and a lifetime supply of ramen noodles. Speaking of deserted islands, remember that time someone paid a small fortune for a digital monkey JPEG? Pepperidge Farm remembers…and so does the crypto market, apparently.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | -2% | 58% | 17.83 | 17.8B | 13 | LINK | Chainlink | ||
1 | -1% | 71% | 0.1 | 5.02B | 210 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | ||
2 | -1% | 5.86 | 5.78B | 23 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |||
3 | -1% | 8.38 | 3.28B | 30 | ATOM | Cosmos | |||
4 | -1% | 11.81 | 6.13B | 22 | ICP | Internet Computer | |||
5 | -1% | 83% | 0.03 | 2.95B | 47 | VET | VeChain | ||
6 | -1% | 0 | 15.2B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |||
7 | -1% | 7.24 | 8.63B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |||
8 | 6.41 | 32.8B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | ||||
9 | 87% | 0.12 | 3.49B | 37 | CRO | Cronos | |||
10 | 93% | 463.97 | 9.74B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |||
11 | 99% | 0.69 | 6.94B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | |||
12 | 71% | 0.1 | 5.02B | 28 | HBAR | Hedera | |||
13 | 6.98 | 10B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | ||||
14 | 59% | 10.62 | 10.6B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap | |||
15 | 79% | 0.45 | 20.2B | 9 | ADA | Cardano | |||
16 | 54% | 35.98 | 25.8B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |||
17 | 1 | 70.5M | 556 | BUSD | BUSD | ||||
18 | 1 | 32.3B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||||
19 | 1 | 500M | 143 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||||
20 | 1 | 5.35B | 24 | DAI | Dai | ||||
21 | 1 | 115B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||||
22 | 1.13 | 11.3B | 32 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||||
23 | 591.9 | 87.4B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||||
24 | 5.75 | 11.3B | 34 | FIL | Filecoin | ||||
25 | 58% | 0.11 | 5.31B | 36 | XLM | Stellar | |||
26 | 0.11 | 9.75B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||||
27 | 0.16 | 23B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||||
28 | 55% | 0.52 | 52B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
The crypto market is a cruel mistress. One minute you’re up, the next minute you’re down, and then the next minute you’re wondering why you ever thought this was a good idea. But hey, at least it’s entertaining, right? Right? Guys?