- RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
- $68605.38: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Rootstock: attempting to be the smart money’s Bitcoin? With a price like that, maybe they’re onto something. Or maybe they just like expensive rug pulls.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- With a name like Bonk, you’d think this coin would be more exciting. Turns out, it’s about as thrilling as watching paint dry. Still, at least it hasn’t imploded… yet.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $42.47: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This ain’t your mama’s Bitcoin. ORDI is defying the odds, showing those jaded casino gamblers a thing or two about gains. Is this sustainable? Who knows? Enjoy the ride!
- MSOL (Marinade Staked SOL)
- $205.67: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Marinade Staked SOL: sounds like a fancy seafood dish. Too bad it’s about as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane. If you’re feeling adventurous, take a bite. If not, there’s always plain old SOL.
Remember our degenerate friend at the casino who overheard whispers of a 10:1 split and took it as a sign to go all in? This time, it’s not about shady stock tips from casino staff. We’re talking Semler Scientific, a healthcare company diving headfirst into the Bitcoin pool with a cool $40 million. They’re calling Bitcoin ‘digital gold,’ which is ironic, considering gold’s got about as much volatility as my grandma’s dentures. Is this a sign of a crypto apocalypse or just another Monday?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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68605.4 | 1.44T | 332 | RBTC | Rootstock Smart Bitcoin | ||
| 1 |  |
 |
+3% | 24% | 2.29 | 7.93B | 57 | FET | Fetch.ai |
| 2 |  |
 |
42% | 2.07 | 4.35B | 58 | CORE | Core | |
| 3 |  |
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+9% | 0.32 | 4.16B | 243 | ERC20 | ERC20 | |
| 4 |  |
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+11% | 0 | 4.03B | 41 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 5 |  |
 |
100% | 4016.02 | 3.6B | 212 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+2% | 3.21 | 3.21B | 86 | RON | Ronin | |
| 7 |  |
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+2% | 28.78 | 2.88B | 5692 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 8 |  |
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+4% | 20% | 2.34 | 2.34B | 149 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 9 |  |
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2.89 | 1.94B | 3301 | MC | Merit Circle | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
1% | 1.86 | 1.86B | 963 | DFG | Defigram | |
| 11 |  |
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1.05 | 1.72B | 633 | MCT | Metacraft | ||
| 12 |  |
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+1% | 8% | 1.71 | 1.71B | 382 | MRS | Metars Genesis |
| 13 |  |
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-7% | 6.47 | 1.67B | 88 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 14 |  |
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27% | 0.75 | 1.49B | 176 | ID | SPACE ID | |
| 15 |  |
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+3% | 0.15 | 1.48B | 1422 | CBG | Chainbing | |
| 16 |  |
 |
98% | 0.03 | 1.32B | 72 | JASMY | JasmyCoin | |
| 17 |  |
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36% | 1.36 | 1.33B | 146 | WEMIX | WEMIX | |
| 18 |  |
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+16% | 1.07 | 1.23B | 112 | AXL | Axelar | |
| 19 |  |
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+3% | 57% | 12.69 | 1.26B | 111 | DEXE | DeXe |
| 20 |  |
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+1% | 47% | 1.87 | 1.04B | 144 | RAY | Raydium |
| 21 |  |
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+8% | 1.04 | 1.04B | 188 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 22 |  |
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48% | 1.01 | 1.01B | 145 | SUPER | SuperVerse | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+3% | 205.67 | 100B | 222 | MSOL | Marinade Staked SOL | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.93 | 932M | 142 | RBN | Ribbon Finance | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.31 | 932M | 285 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 26 |  |
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-2% | 29% | 0.93 | 927M | 272 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 27 |  |
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+2% | 0.45 | 897M | 442 | MAV | Maverick Protocol | |
| 28 |  |
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+5% | 100% | 42.47 | 892M | 99 | ORDI | ORDI |
The crypto-market is a cruel mistress, full of broken promises and fleeting gains. Today’s data tells us one thing: expect the unexpected. Unless, of course, you’re expecting the expected, in which case, expect to be disappointed. As always, DYOR (and maybe invest in a good therapist).