- RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
- $68605.38: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Rootstock: attempting to be the smart money’s Bitcoin? With a price like that, maybe they’re onto something. Or maybe they just like expensive rug pulls.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- With a name like Bonk, you’d think this coin would be more exciting. Turns out, it’s about as thrilling as watching paint dry. Still, at least it hasn’t imploded… yet.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $42.47: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This ain’t your mama’s Bitcoin. ORDI is defying the odds, showing those jaded casino gamblers a thing or two about gains. Is this sustainable? Who knows? Enjoy the ride!
- MSOL (Marinade Staked SOL)
- $205.67: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Marinade Staked SOL: sounds like a fancy seafood dish. Too bad it’s about as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane. If you’re feeling adventurous, take a bite. If not, there’s always plain old SOL.
Remember our degenerate friend at the casino who overheard whispers of a 10:1 split and took it as a sign to go all in? This time, it’s not about shady stock tips from casino staff. We’re talking Semler Scientific, a healthcare company diving headfirst into the Bitcoin pool with a cool $40 million. They’re calling Bitcoin ‘digital gold,’ which is ironic, considering gold’s got about as much volatility as my grandma’s dentures. Is this a sign of a crypto apocalypse or just another Monday?
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | 68605.4 | 1.44T | 332 | RBTC | Rootstock Smart Bitcoin | ||||
1 | +3% | 24% | 2.29 | 7.93B | 57 | FET | Fetch.ai | ||
2 | 42% | 2.07 | 4.35B | 58 | CORE | Core | |||
3 | +9% | 0.32 | 4.16B | 243 | ERC20 | ERC20 | |||
4 | +11% | 0 | 4.03B | 41 | BONK | Bonk | |||
5 | 100% | 4016.02 | 3.6B | 212 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |||
6 | +2% | 3.21 | 3.21B | 86 | RON | Ronin | |||
7 | +2% | 28.78 | 2.88B | 5692 | VERI | Veritaseum | |||
8 | +4% | 20% | 2.34 | 2.34B | 149 | ARKM | Arkham | ||
9 | 2.89 | 1.94B | 3301 | MC | Merit Circle | ||||
10 | 1% | 1.86 | 1.86B | 963 | DFG | Defigram | |||
11 | 1.05 | 1.72B | 633 | MCT | Metacraft | ||||
12 | +1% | 8% | 1.71 | 1.71B | 382 | MRS | Metars Genesis | ||
13 | -7% | 6.47 | 1.67B | 88 | PENDLE | Pendle | |||
14 | 27% | 0.75 | 1.49B | 176 | ID | SPACE ID | |||
15 | +3% | 0.15 | 1.48B | 1422 | CBG | Chainbing | |||
16 | 98% | 0.03 | 1.32B | 72 | JASMY | JasmyCoin | |||
17 | 36% | 1.36 | 1.33B | 146 | WEMIX | WEMIX | |||
18 | +16% | 1.07 | 1.23B | 112 | AXL | Axelar | |||
19 | +3% | 57% | 12.69 | 1.26B | 111 | DEXE | DeXe | ||
20 | +1% | 47% | 1.87 | 1.04B | 144 | RAY | Raydium | ||
21 | +8% | 1.04 | 1.04B | 188 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |||
22 | 48% | 1.01 | 1.01B | 145 | SUPER | SuperVerse | |||
23 | +3% | 205.67 | 100B | 222 | MSOL | Marinade Staked SOL | |||
24 | +2% | 0.93 | 932M | 142 | RBN | Ribbon Finance | |||
25 | +1% | 0.31 | 932M | 285 | AGI | Delysium | |||
26 | -2% | 29% | 0.93 | 927M | 272 | EDU | Open Campus | ||
27 | +2% | 0.45 | 897M | 442 | MAV | Maverick Protocol | |||
28 | +5% | 100% | 42.47 | 892M | 99 | ORDI | ORDI |
The crypto-market is a cruel mistress, full of broken promises and fleeting gains. Today’s data tells us one thing: expect the unexpected. Unless, of course, you’re expecting the expected, in which case, expect to be disappointed. As always, DYOR (and maybe invest in a good therapist).