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2024-05-29 Cryptos: Bloodbath Bonkers

Crypto land: where Lambo dreams meet dumpster-fire realities. We're dissecting today's carnage - strap in.

  • LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Milady Meme Coin: because who needs fundamentals when you have memes? Up 24% but still cheaper than a cup of gas station coffee. This is either a steal or a trap, and I’m leaning towards the latter.
  • CEL (Celsius)
    • $1.31: ⭐⭐
    • Celsius, down 12%? Shocker. This coin’s about as dead as my hopes and dreams after last week’s options massacre.

Remember those WSB degens claiming NVDA’s headed for a 10:1 split and then back to $1000 a share? Well, they’re probably buying HIGH today. That’s right, folks, HIGH is up 8% while the rest of the market decides if it wants to live or die. Coincidence? I think not. This market’s as predictable as a Kardashian marriage.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +10% 0 3.91B 42 BONK Bonk
1 +11% 99% 0.09 433M 167 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
2 +32% 0.01 128M 570 COS Contentos
3 24% 2.27 7.84B 57 FET Fetch.ai
4 98% 0.03 1.33B 72 JASMY JasmyCoin
5 -6% 6.4 1.65B 88 PENDLE Pendle
6 +5% 100% 42.06 883M 99 ORDI ORDI
7 +2% 20% 2.3 2.3B 151 ARKM Arkham
8 +27% 78% 0.23 329M 278 TRU TrueFi
9 +24% 82% 0 240M 322 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
10 +8% 6.61 661M 246 HIGH Highstreet
11 42% 2.04 4.29B 58 CORE Core
12 +13% 88% 0.01 50M 691 KEY SelfKey
13 +114% 1.49 200M 320 CTK Shentu
14 +4% 1.01 1.01B 189 YGG Yield Guild Games
15 +16% 0.08 165M 475 ARPA ARPA
16 +13% 0.08 80.8M 541 REI REI Network
17 +2% 111.35 293M 259 TRB Tellor
18 -6% 90% 1.2 120M 456 FRONT Frontier
19 -12% 100% 1.31 49.4M 657 CEL Celsius
20 0.07 287M 285 WAXP WAX
21 -3% 74% 0.68 170M 414 KNC Kyber Network Crystal v2
22 44.53 0 162 SSV ssv.network
23 1.22 340M 250 SUSHI SushiSwap
24 +1% 69% 0.18 144M 485 DAR Mines of Dalarnia
25 +13% 1.05 1.2B 115 AXL Axelar
26 +5% 77% 0.02 83.5M 581 SAMO Samoyedcoin
27 76% 0.09 597M 158 SKL SKALE
28 +3% 0.62 624M 155 LUNA Terra

The crypto market’s a wild ride, folks. Just remember: when you see pigs flying and casino staff giving stock tips, it’s time to cash out and buy a bunker. Or maybe just some NVDA shares. Who knows, maybe those WSB degens are actually onto something this time.

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