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2024-05-29 Top Crypto Casinos: House Always Wins?

Crypto looking like a casino again. Don't worry, degens - even if NVDA's mooning, these coins are serving *looks* and losses.

  • RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
    • $68602.19: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin’s smarter cousin? More like that one friend who claims they’re ‘almost a millionaire.’ Big price, questionable future.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • It’s called BONK. Meme potential? Through the roof. Actual value? Still figuring that out, but I’ve seen dumber things work. cough Shiba Inu cough
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $42.66: ⭐⭐
    • Up 6% in 24 hours? Must be nice. Meanwhile, my portfolio’s playing dead. This better be life-changing tech, not another rugpull waiting to happen.
  • MSOL (Marinade Staked SOL)
    • $205.63: ⭐
    • Staked SOL? Sounds like commitment issues. Also, Bill Gates is dumping stocks, so maybe we should all just find a bunker.

So, some dude on WallStreetBets thinks the market’s topping out because casino workers are talking NVDA splits. Honestly, that tracks. But hey, if stocks are a casino, we might as well look at the actual degenerate coins. Buckle up, kids, we’re diving into the 2024-05-29 data for coins with the highest fully diluted market cap.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 68602.2 1.44T 332 RBTC Rootstock Smart Bitcoin
1 +3% 24% 2.29 7.93B 57 FET Fetch.ai
2 42% 2.07 4.36B 58 CORE Core
3 +6% 0.32 4.13B 243 ERC20 ERC20
4 +11% 0 4.02B 41 BONK Bonk
5 100% 4014.56 3.6B 212 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
6 +2% 3.21 3.21B 86 RON Ronin
7 +2% 28.77 2.88B 5692 VERI Veritaseum
8 +4% 20% 2.34 2.34B 149 ARKM Arkham
9 +1% 2.9 1.94B 3300 MC Merit Circle
10 1% 1.86 1.86B 964 DFG Defigram
11 1.05 1.72B 634 MCT Metacraft
12 +1% 8% 1.71 1.71B 382 MRS Metars Genesis
13 -8% 6.46 1.67B 88 PENDLE Pendle
14 27% 0.74 1.49B 176 ID SPACE ID
15 +3% 0.15 1.48B 1423 CBG Chainbing
16 98% 0.03 1.32B 72 JASMY JasmyCoin
17 36% 1.36 1.33B 147 WEMIX WEMIX
18 +15% 1.07 1.23B 114 AXL Axelar
19 +3% 57% 12.69 1.26B 111 DEXE DeXe
20 +2% 47% 1.87 1.04B 144 RAY Raydium
21 +7% 1.03 1.03B 188 YGG Yield Guild Games
22 48% 1.01 1.01B 145 SUPER SuperVerse
23 +3% 205.63 100B 222 MSOL Marinade Staked SOL
24 +2% 0.93 932M 143 RBN Ribbon Finance
25 0.31 928M 286 AGI Delysium
26 -2% 29% 0.93 926M 272 EDU Open Campus
27 +2% 0.45 897M 442 MAV Maverick Protocol
28 +6% 100% 42.66 896M 99 ORDI ORDI

Crypto markets: where the highs are high, the lows are lower, and the only guarantee is someone’s making money off your terrible decisions. Stay tuned, folks - it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

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